From the farthest corners of the globe, I hear the chorus of groans already, but I can’t help myself. I beg y’all’s indulgence. My quirky self demands momentary release. This is crass and completely unnecessary, but since I’ve already posted a more serious response to today’s prompt, I feel liberated to indulge in some cheesy wordplay. And my first-ever attempt at a six-word story. I’m sorry, y’all, please forgive me:
“I hate this place!”
I know, I know, that was wholly unnecessary. Can you agree not to think less of me if I promise to keep such silliness in check?